In the empty, sealed room behind me...

[fyl2u]

... a kitchen unit just fell off the wall.

I feel like I've just shit a breezeblock.

Looks like the wood was rotten through from that leaky overflow upstairs that I just had fixed last week.

F**k me!

[Slippery Jim]

Told you you were a nutter!

[fyl2u]

Well, yes, I am, but....

Ah dammit I was hoping that other thread was my lifeline back to sanity.

I guess I'll have to stay a loonie a bit longer.


Anyway, never mind that! My bloody kitchen unit!

Looks like I need a whole new one! Which means having 1 that's different from all the rest (because they're about 30 years old at a guess and I'll never find a matching one)

[knarfw]

Could be loose wiring in the light fixture, either that or the milk in the fridge has gone off.

Originally Posted by fyl2u

Well, yes, I am, but....


Anyway, never mind that! My bloody kitchen unit!

Looks like I need a whole new one! Which means having 1 that's different from all the rest (because they're about 30 years old at a guess and I'll never find a matching one)

Formica the fuckers.

[fyl2u]

I've met plumbers like you before.

On that note I'm off to bed.

I've been listening to Bohemian Rhapsody on loop for about 10 hours today so I'm feeling a little peculiar to tell you the truth.

[knarfw]

I blame the Angeleri of the North.

[fyl2u]

Angelhairy? That gay Argentinian feller in that shampoo video?

[knarfw]

Ooohhh Turkey. Bassa.