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    Old 13th May 2010, 03:30 PM   #1
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    Manchester United star burns himself doing DIY brazilian
    By Brian Roberts 13/05/2010

    A Man United star ended up in agony when he tried to remove the hair from his nether regions.

    He applied plenty of hair-removal cream which not only took off his short and curlies but a layer of skin as well.

    The player found it difficult to get changed for a game the next day and had to see his doctor for the damage to be assessed.

    Academy director Brian McClair revealed the embarrassing blunder in the club magazine: "The lad should clearly not be allowed into the bathroom without a chaperone. He must have been a bit bored as he decided to apply hair-removing cream... to his nether regions.

    "The cream duly removed the hair but also burnt a layer of skin off!

    "This made changing for the game next day a bit hard to explain."

    A club source said: "There's now a big guessing game going on as to the identity of the player."
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    Got to be Rio?
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    Old 13th May 2010, 03:31 PM   #2
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    ronaldo apparently
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    Old 13th May 2010, 03:34 PM   #3
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    I heard that it was Neville
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    Old 13th May 2010, 03:34 PM   #4
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    Old 13th May 2010, 03:35 PM   #5
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    just man utd fan at work said it was supposed to be ronaldo. i think the sun said ronaldo aswell
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    Old 13th May 2010, 03:41 PM   #6
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    I heard that it was Neville
    he cant even remove the hair from his face
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    Old 13th May 2010, 03:43 PM   #7
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    just man utd fan at work said it was supposed to be ronaldo. i think the sun said ronaldo aswell
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    Old 13th May 2010, 03:44 PM   #8
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    what?
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    Old 13th May 2010, 03:46 PM   #9
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    Ronaldo seems possible, although as Nani once tried to top up his tan using the artificial lights they use to make the grass on the pitch grow, it could be him...
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    Old 13th May 2010, 03:48 PM   #10
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    just man utd fan at work said it was supposed to be ronaldo. i think the sun said ronaldo aswell
    I think I'd prefer if it was someone very unlikely, like O'Shea or Scholes.
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