Originally Posted by TartanMackem
Been to a strip club once. Not a fan. I don't understand the concept of paying money to frustrate yourself.
And if you pay for "extras" then why didn't you just go for a hooker in the first place?
I'm surprised the boro hookers don't travel up for games, you'd think they'd make a few bob pre and post match. Plenty of empty industrial premises in sheepfolds.
Remember a few years picking up my phone from the DHL depot in Old Trafford when Man Utd were playing Leeds and seeing a queue of rotund fellas in football shirts queueing to get into the massage parlour next door... Grim.