reminds me of one i was told the other day
the kings daughter has reached puberty and her beautiful untouched fanny is the desire of all the horny men in the kingdom
however mr king wants her to remain pure until he finds a man worthy enough to scuttle her
the king goes to the blacksmith and asks him to provide a chastity belt for the princess
the blacksmith russles one up which the king immediatly dismisses as being flimsey, and far to easy to break off
a few days later the blacksmith returns to the palace with a new model, the king agrees its improved but it needs more protection
a week passes and the blacksmith comes back to the fucking fat kings kingdom with a new belt
the king is impressed with the sturdy build of the belt, and curious as to the little hole on the front of it
" what is this hole? " he asks
" well " says the blacksmith " if any man gets tempted and spots the hole he will try to put his willy up it... "
the blacksmith reaches for a carrot and pops it in the front hold of the belt
a huge CHOMP noise echoes around the room and the carrot is sliced in two!
" golly gosh! " the king shrieks in amazement ( im makin it better for you lot lol )
and agrees to purchase the belt
3 weeks later the king calls all the males in the kingdom to his courtyard, and orders them to drop their pants
they do so
and out of the 400 men there, only 1 man has his cock intact
" HIM! " shouts the king, pointing to cockman
" what is your name squire! " the king asks of the man
" ummnlmlmmlm! "
better when said out loud and not told by someone who is actually living it out in his head