Modern footballers in alternative realities....
In a different reality what life can you see for footballing figures?
Wenger - Headteacher
Chris Samba - AK47 toting anti government rebel in Africa
Alex McLiesh - Mid level policeman in the Glasgow police force, Inspector McLiesh
Abou Diaby - 1970s pimp from chicago in the mould of Huggy Bear
Dont think we've done this before, so sorry if SEB.