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22nd April 2010, 04:08 PM
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Striker
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Barrow ( via Crook like )
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Lies you darent own up to
Everyone at work thinks I was taught by Sting
 I just darent tell them the truth now..
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22nd April 2010, 04:10 PM
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Lost Magpie
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Birtley / Kingston on Thames
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Re: Lies you darent own up to
Non. Im an honest, god fearing Christian.
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22nd April 2010, 04:11 PM
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Striker
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Barrow ( via Crook like )
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Re: Lies you darent own up to
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what, from Birtley ??? 
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Kiss me, im shitfaced, im soaked, soiled and brown, in the trousers |
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22nd April 2010, 06:06 PM
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Winger
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Ches'lestreet
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Re: Lies you darent own up to
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Great story; Compelling and rich. |
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22nd April 2010, 09:50 PM
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Striker
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: North Stand
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Re: Lies you darent own up to
Told the kids I'm coaching that I was on the books at Man Utd
They're only 9 and 10 the little sods don't know any better
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R.I.P Clarence Clemons.........Im gonna sit back right easy and laugh When scooter and the big man bust this city in half, With a tenth avenue freeze-out |
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23rd April 2010, 09:08 AM
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Striker
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: CLS
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Re: Lies you darent own up to
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With Grace and Style, Verve Guts and Guile |
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23rd April 2010, 09:38 AM
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Midfield
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: The Premier League
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Re: Lies you darent own up to
I shot a man in Reno... just to watch him die
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23rd April 2010, 09:40 AM
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Midfield
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Leeds
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Re: Lies you darent own up to
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And I know it is not how you thought it would be No whips no chains just dancing dancing dancing dancing |
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23rd April 2010, 10:58 AM
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Midfield
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Horden
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Re: Lies you darent own up to
I told everyone I caught my mate having a shite round the back of Geordies Kebab house wiping his arse on a packet of skips.
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"Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?" |
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23rd April 2010, 11:24 AM
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Striker
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Barrow ( via Crook like )
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Re: Lies you darent own up to
a lad at work asked me how I met the wife, I said " she was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar "
hes 22, doesnt get it at all
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Kiss me, im shitfaced, im soaked, soiled and brown, in the trousers |
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