What's wrong with having a few post BBQ beers in a hot tub with ya marras like? Would you prefer we donned smoking jackets and sat around the fire crossed legged with a brandy?
To be fair, him and his lass are a bit charvy, and we thought he was daft when he said he was getting it, but there's no reason to let that get in the way of a good time.
Fair enough, nowt wrong with enjoying yourself just I've noticed more and more chav types indulging in this sort of activity lately.
What can I say, I'm heading for the door.