fao bmw owners/drivers - Page 4

oddjob · 9th July 2009, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by j.w

Stella?

Snakebite?

Vodka?

Own up marra what ya been drinking

In training for the Dam methinks.

keith.safc · 9th July 2009, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ghost of shinton

no i fuckin didnt you mug, read the OP

i asked if anyone knew any bmw forums where i could ask

comprehension not your strong point mate

IF i had started a thread about my private/cherished* number plate some would say that was attention seeking. FACT

* not that ive got one like

are you pissed

No you didn't you lying prick.You asked the forum because you had a couple of pain in the arse problems.The only problem you've mentioned is a central locking one.Have you checked the batteries in your key fob.Why don't you just get out in the real world and ask a real Mechanic like any normal bloke does because asking cost's fuck all.Some of just know what to do and some of us have to come on tinternet forums and ask what to do.That my friend is the difference between me and you.

Jesse The Body Ventura · 9th July 2009, 10:25 PM

As someone has said www.bmwland.co.uk is probably the best all rounder.

Couple of others for more specific:

http://www.babybmw.net/forum/index.php

http://forum.bmw5.co.uk

http://www.m5board.com/vbulletin/e34-m5-discussion/

There's plenty of people out there who don't use their indicator anymore other than to hang a xmas tree scent on! VW drives especially...

humbug · 9th July 2009, 10:32 PM

what's wrong with this keith gadgy? is he on the rags or summat

calm down mate

Beer_Monkey · 9th July 2009, 10:37 PM

Have you shagged Keith's mam/sister/lass/dog, Shinton?

keith.safc · 9th July 2009, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by elder

possessive plurals keith. there's probably a forum out there or your ten year old can show you how to use them.

That's 2 boring shit joke's you've tried to crack in here without even the slightest snigger.Turn it in you boring prick.

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Originally Posted by humbug

what's wrong with this keith gadgy? is he on the rags or summat

calm down mate

No he is a mag who claimed he had a couple of problems but only came up with one.My guess is he just wanted us all to know he drives a BMW.Thing is if anything goes wrong with my car i get out and do something about it like any normal person does.

9th July 2009, 10:55 PM

There are mechanics who post on this forum you know

ghost of shinton · 9th July 2009, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by keith.safc

No you didn't you lying prick.You asked the forum because you had a couple of pain in the arse problems.The only problem you've mentioned is a central locking one.Have you checked the batteries in your key fob.Why don't you just get out in the real world and ask a real Mechanic like any normal bloke does because asking cost's fuck all.Some of just know what to do and some of us have to come on tinternet forums and ask what to do.That my friend is the difference between me and you.

jesus christ

i dont know why im bothering but below is the OP clearly asking if anyone knows of a bmw forum(s) where i could ask perhaps you misread it, either way not sure wtf your problem is with me asking but i wont expect an apology

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anyone know of a/some decent forums online

ive got a couple of pain in the arse problems and want to ask about rather than pay some bandit garage for something that maybe a pieice of piss to sort out

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Originally Posted by Jesse The Body Ventura

As someone has said www.bmwland.co.uk is probably the best all rounder.

Couple of others for more specific:

http://www.babybmw.net/forum/index.php

http://forum.bmw5.co.uk

http://www.m5board.com/vbulletin/e34-m5-discussion/

There's plenty of people out there who don't use their indicator anymore other than to hang a xmas tree scent on! VW drives especially...

cheers mate

i guess your another llying prick spastic mug beemer driver who has to rely on asking questions on forums to try and solve problems himself rather than pay someone over the odds to do it for you

EDIT sadly its not an M5

j.w · 9th July 2009, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by keith.safc

That's 2 boring shit joke's you've tried to crack in here without even the slightest snigger.Turn it in you boring prick.

No he is a mag who claimed he had a couple of problems but only came up with one.My guess is he just wanted us all to know he drives a BMW.Thing is if anything goes wrong with my car i get out and do something about it like any normal person does.

What does it matter if he drives a beamer, I have one too and they are hardly Aston Martins ffs

keith.safc · 9th July 2009, 11:36 PM

You said you had a couple of pain in the arse problems.You mentioned one concerning your central locking so i suggested you change the batteries.What exactly is your 2nd pain in the arse problem apart from tyre pressure or oil status?? you are either an attention seeking mag or a complete and utter fucking clueless cu.nt when it comes to cars

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Originally Posted by j.w

What does it matter if he drives a beamer, I have one too and they are hardly Aston Martins ffs

difference is this stupid mag can't even check the oil level.I'm waiting for him to ask for a forum to make a woman cum on a regular basis.