I remember a car full of us travelling down to Watford for the League Cup quarter final game in January 1985 - we stopped off at a service station for a bite to eat and to empty our bowels 'n' bladders
Mesel and 3 mates all went in for a crap, and got iurselves a trap each and we were messing around making farting noises and just basically messing around, when suddenly a lighted newspaper was shoved under the partition and into my trap, much to my mates amusement and howls of laughter, so I retaliated and wiped my arse on a few bits of toilet paper and hoyed them over the top and into the adjoining traps were my mates were sitting.
I quickly ran out of my trap and was laughing my head off at the thought of my mates having shitty paper landing on them from above, only to be horrified to see my mates had finished their shites before I did and, were already outside the toilets and waiting for me to go back to our car
It would be fair to say we didn't hang around and got the fuck outta there pronto, still laughing our plums off at the thought of some innocent fellas sat on them pots, having a dump, and having some shitty bog roll falling on them from above
I only hope it wasn't any of you lot, posting on here
The result at the game was a 1-0 win for us and as it was my birthday, it was a great birthday prezzie from The Lads