Thread For The Over 40's Only

[stubber]

Originally Posted by Confucius

No it wouldn't

Look what you get for kindness.

[dangermows]

Originally Posted by My Boy Harry

I remember Knickers from CLS going to Southampton. On the train on the way back he didnt have a ticket and waited for someone to go to the toilets. when they went he knocked on the door and asked for their ticket ie "tickets please". They passed it under the toiler door and he fucked off.

[Horley Chorley]

I remember a car full of us travelling down to Watford for the League Cup quarter final game in January 1985 - we stopped off at a service station for a bite to eat and to empty our bowels 'n' bladders
Mesel and 3 mates all went in for a crap, and got iurselves a trap each and we were messing around making farting noises and just basically messing around, when suddenly a lighted newspaper was shoved under the partition and into my trap, much to my mates amusement and howls of laughter, so I retaliated and wiped my arse on a few bits of toilet paper and hoyed them over the top and into the adjoining traps were my mates were sitting.
I quickly ran out of my trap and was laughing my head off at the thought of my mates having shitty paper landing on them from above, only to be horrified to see my mates had finished their shites before I did and, were already outside the toilets and waiting for me to go back to our car
It would be fair to say we didn't hang around and got the fuck outta there pronto, still laughing our plums off at the thought of some innocent fellas sat on them pots, having a dump, and having some shitty bog roll falling on them from above
I only hope it wasn't any of you lot, posting on here


The result at the game was a 1-0 win for us and as it was my birthday, it was a great birthday prezzie from The Lads

[killasafc]

Remember a lad called Haggis, from Blackhall, at Oxford away and at Villa away 1975-76 season. We were on the Roker Special and had drunk ourselves daft. At Oxford they laid on double-decker buses to take us from the station to the Manor Ground. Haggis pulled the downstairs exit door open and was kicking all the students off their bikes as we went past them. When we got to the ground, he just jumped straight ower the wall....Two minutes late side door opens and Haggis is chucked out by Morse and Lewis, protesting that he'd paid at the turnstyle.

At Villa we got off at Aston Station. 600 strong and completely arseholed....Haggis tears straight across the road to "attack" the fans in the pub across the road...."Haway Lads, let's gerrin to these fuckers!".....The pub had the largest Sunderland Flag flying across the front and everybody just laughed at the lad.

Those Roker Specials were just the absolute bollocks.

[stubber]

Originally Posted by Horley Chorley

I remember a car full of us travelling down to Watford for the League Cup quarter final game in January 1985 - we stopped off at a service station for a bite to eat and to empty our bowels 'n' bladders
Mesel and 3 mates all went in for a crap, and got iurselves a trap each and we were messing around making farting noises and just basically messing around, when suddenly a lighted newspaper was shoved under the partition and into my trap, much to my mates amusement and howls of laughter, so I retaliated and wiped my arse on a few bits of toilet paper and hoyed them over the top and into the adjoining traps were my mates were sitting.
I quickly ran out of my trap and was laughing my head off at the thought of my mates having shitty paper landing on them from above, only to be horrified to see my mates had finished their shites before I did and, were already outside the toilets and waiting for me to go back to our car
It would be fair to say we didn't hang around and got the fuck outta there pronto, still laughing our plums off at the thought of some innocent fellas sat on them pots, having a dump, and having some shitty bog roll falling on them from above
I only hope it wasn't any of you lot, posting on here


The result at the game was a 1-0 win for us and as it was my birthday, it was a great birthday prezzie from The Lads

You, you twat!

[nervous perster]

Some wonderful and sad memories.

[Confucius]

Originally Posted by stubber

Look what you get for kindness.

Sorry Stubbs, I forgot the winky fella

[Teed]

theres a faint wiff of piss on this thread!!!

[buster]

The Roker Bingo special down to Charlton in 76 iirc run by Corny O'Donnell
Got chased out of a pub and had to hide in a bookies , then ended up walking through "their" end, only to realise our mistake.

Fought our way back to the buses parked at Makro before a trip back to Stratford BR station.

Bastards were opening the emergency exits trying to pull people off the bus.



The Battle of Selby fork services against MUFC one coach of us against three of them, a few trophies ( scarfs )were taken as proof. I'm sure that was before a match at Oldham were we went in their end ,to be taken under protection of some of the Vauxies lot before getting escorted into the paddocks, sure some of our lot ran the length of the pitch to join in.

Stoke away in the cup when the mags were playing Everton the same day, our coach went down the M6 , stoppng at the services was quite "interesting" to say the least , try having a piss when getting a slapping

Blackpool after that match , the scuffling started in the coach park as we were parking up , at least a dozen were left behind when the bus pulled away.

The list is endless.

[malcsouthshields]

Anyone remember a lad called Mick Brady? geet big lad iirc

was about 15-16 at the time and we went to Luton (another dodgey place) and as we were getting off the bus he grabbed me and said. ''you better nick me a luton scarf or your not coming back on the bus'' I was more scared of him than the Luton fan i took the scarf off