My lass and my Tea - Page 5

Captain_Fishpaste · 2nd May 2008, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Madmarx

gather ye rosebuds while ye may

i would try to get a qiuck nosh while its still on the menu too

10 weeks and counting.

Already been with her almost 9 years so the "nosh" was whipped off the menu ages ago.

Beery · 2nd May 2008, 08:32 PM

Have you married Disco's sister?

mr pants · 2nd May 2008, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Allenwhite78

lol aye, would of made all the difference. Wonder if i can get ramsay round to kick her to fuck.

Allenwhite78 · 2nd May 2008, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by mr pants

still laughing at that picture. not quite "a stray dog/ shit" story but a comical collection of feable left-over party snacks if ever i saw one

have you eat it, or did you just launch it at her ?

nah i ate it, had to put the phonebook on it for a bit first tho.

janiep · 2nd May 2008, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Allenwhite78

nah i ate it, had to put the phonebook on it for a bit first tho.

You're Heston Blumenthal aren't you?

maccster31 · 2nd May 2008, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by mr pants

still laughing at that picture. not quite "a stray dog/ shit" story but a comical collection of feable left-over party snacks if ever i saw one

have you eat it, or did you just launch it at her ?

I thought that, but the poor bloke would end up in clink for GBH if he hit, thats bigger than a 3lb mallet!!And white bread anarl look at all the pastry. She trying to kill you off

Data · 2nd May 2008, 08:40 PM

That's poor, email her the link for this thread, she needs to know......

2nd May 2008, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Allenwhite78

Had to show yous this. Gets in from work, my lass says "teas in kitchen", goes in and see`s this....

cant even get me gob round it, ridiculous. Been to work all day and get this shite!!

I somehow find that hard to believe if you're anything like your avatar.

Just open the the zip and make sure no pink hippos are gobbling up behind you!!!

Guinness Guzzler · 2nd May 2008, 08:42 PM

thats simply not good enough.

i reckon you should show her this thread to show her that its not just you that finds that to be a wholly inappropriate meal. FFS, you gan to graft and come back to that. she should be on her fucking last warning.

as for the presentation, fucking hell, she cuts a scotch egg in half, thats it, does she expect you to be fucking impressed?

greedminds · 2nd May 2008, 08:42 PM

gotta run my curry and beer has arrived