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20th July 2011, 07:44 PM
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Striker
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Planet Earth
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Great comeback lines!!
Comeback lines that you have heard or read about from any walk of life. From famous people to mates, ones you have said or over heard, or ones on here even, etc.
As teenagers my two mates were having a heated 'wind each other up' argument, my very spotty mate says to my other mate 'I'll end up knacking you, prick' To which my mate replies, 'Shut the fuck up or I will punch the puss out of your face'  What great comebacks have you heard or know about?
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'One way love is just a fantasy, to share is pure, tender, and fair' BTW, I have seen two real UFO's close up : ) |
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20th July 2011, 07:45 PM
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Striker
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Pre revolutionary Mexico, TX
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Re: Great comeback lines!!
"Don't call me Butterfly Eyes you twat!"
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20th July 2011, 07:47 PM
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: Crook / Adeje
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Re: Great comeback lines!!
Your sacked!
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20th July 2011, 07:47 PM
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Striker
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Planet Earth
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Re: Great comeback lines!!
Quote:
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'One way love is just a fantasy, to share is pure, tender, and fair' BTW, I have seen two real UFO's close up : ) |
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20th July 2011, 07:48 PM
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Striker
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: The Phoenix Club
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Re: Great comeback lines!!
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20th July 2011, 07:48 PM
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Striker
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Re: Great comeback lines!!
Somebody to Churchill: "You're drunk!
Churchill to somebody: "Yeh, and you're fat, but I'll be sober in the morning". Love it. |
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20th July 2011, 07:48 PM
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Striker
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: 100 miles away from gods country
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Re: Great comeback lines!!
One of the lads at work found a dildo in an empty house and brought it back to the yard and was waving it under the nose of an apprentice saying "is this yours" "you been having bum fun with yerself" etc. One of our chargehands walks past and simply tosses out "actually it smells more like your mum form here". we were in stitches but the guy doing the mouthing didnt look very amused
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20th July 2011, 07:50 PM
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Striker
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Planet Earth
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Re: Great comeback lines!!
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Classic! Quote:
Canny that one.
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20th July 2011, 07:53 PM
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Striker
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: County Durham (Wingate)
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Re: Great comeback lines!!
I always liked this one off Never Mind The Buzzcocks a year or two ago between David Walliams and Noel Fielding
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Yuug3UQfQ
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20th July 2011, 08:00 PM
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Striker
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Another Churchill one (possibly to Lady Astor) went along the lines of:
Her: If I was your wife I'd poison your drink! Him: If I was your husband I'd drink it.
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