Chinese sick leave..............

[Rickybilly]

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really
Sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow ? I really need you
Today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to
Give Me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel
Great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.................... .......'

[boydysafc]