Andy Gray - Animal Magic
If the BBC ever bring back the old Animal Magic programme, with Johnny Morris, Andy Gray will be a shoe-in for the part.
If you remember they used to show animals and daft old Johnny would do a voice-over with imaginary conversations.
Gray does the same routine, just with Premier League football players.
Absolute drivel of the highest order.
When we were cheated I put aside 3 beers, drank one each when Coventry & Bristol went down and I'm saving the last for when Jimmy Hill dies. Bitter? No, lager actually.