Paper Lads (& Lasses)

[Spacefreight]

Was working on me truck on the drive this afternoon & saw the paper lad deliverin that popular educator The Sunderland Echo. Instead of walkin from ouse to ouse he kept garn to this car and getting a andfull o papers out of it while it follered him down the street. Got to our ouse & a said whats with the car like? To which he replied, "A carnt be arsed mate am knackered. Turns out it was his ma follurin im. Still ad is school uniform on anarl. Lazy bastard. Is this what its come to??? Fucks sake. A used to do all of The Cedars & Nilverton Avenue at arf six in the mornin for that twat Worthy down Villette Road & got 2 pund for it. Anyway. Just thort ad mention it like.

[Flavonoids]

It needed saying.

[Terry Tangles]

Originally Posted by Spacefreight

Was working on me truck on the drive this afternoon & saw the paper lad deliverin that popular educator The Sunderland Echo. Instead of walkin from ouse to ouse he kept garn to this car and getting a andfull o papers out of it while it follered him down the street. Got to our ouse & a said whats with the car like? To which he replied, "A carnt be arsed mate am knackered. Turns out it was his ma follurin im. Still ad is school uniform on anarl. Lazy bastard. Is this what its come to??? Fucks sake. A used to do all of The Cedars & Nilverton Avenue at arf six in the mornin for that twat Worthy down Villette Road & got 2 pund for it. Anyway. Just thort ad mention it like.

Scratter.

[ouro]

Our papergirl does that as well. I'm all for instilling a work ethic, but what's the point?

[SuperKev]

Originally Posted by Spacefreight

Was working on me truck on the drive this afternoon & saw the paper lad deliverin that popular educator The Sunderland Echo. Instead of walkin from ouse to ouse he kept garn to this car and getting a andfull o papers out of it while it follered him down the street. Got to our ouse & a said whats with the car like? To which he replied, "A carnt be arsed mate am knackered. Turns out it was his ma follurin im. Still ad is school uniform on anarl. Lazy bastard. Is this what its come to??? Fucks sake. A used to do all of The Cedars & Nilverton Avenue at arf six in the mornin for that twat Worthy down Villette Road & got 2 pund for it. Anyway. Just thort ad mention it like.

it'll have cost her more in juice

[Buzzer]

Lazy little twat.

Should have let his Ma's car's tyres down. Possibly.

[Andy Reids Love Chil]

Lazy fucker. When I was a lad, I had to carry a git big bag full of 200 papers, go back to the shop and get another bag full off another 100 odd and that was just on a week morning. It was worse on a Sunday.

Nee fucking wonder I had to be up at quarter to five every fucking morning at 11 year owld.

[Banana Boy]

My marra used to get his mam to drive him round his shift when he done the Dairy lane estate in Houghton.

Lazy

[Charmless Man]

Seems to happen quite a lot. Caught me cousin doing it once the daft kernt.

I used to cycle at least.

[Keith S30S]

Originally Posted by Spacefreight

Was working on me truck on the drive this afternoon & saw the paper lad deliverin that popular educator The Sunderland Echo. Instead of walkin from ouse to ouse he kept garn to this car and getting a andfull o papers out of it while it follered him down the street. Got to our ouse & a said whats with the car like? To which he replied, "A carnt be arsed mate am knackered. Turns out it was his ma follurin im. Still ad is school uniform on anarl. Lazy bastard. Is this what its come to??? Fucks sake. A used to do all of The Cedars & Nilverton Avenue at arf six in the mornin for that twat Worthy down Villette Road & got 2 pund for it. Anyway. Just thort ad mention it like.

That's almost as bad as people who can't be bothered to type correctly in my book