I know Facebook is for bellends....
But a mate who is a typical Sky boy Mag (he never attends matches) has just posted this
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So theres a new play about a day in the life of someone from S**land. Probably goes something like this...
Get up.
Put on usual uniform of track suit and baseball cap with pants tucked into socks.
Collect dole money.
Go to pub.
Smoke Benson and Hedges.
Cheesy chips for lunch.
Moan about their shit football team.
Ladbrokes.
Stagger home.
Beat their charver girlfriend.
Crawl into bed.
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Is that meant to be funny?
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