I know Facebook is for bellends....
But a mate who is a typical Sky boy Mag (he never attends matches) has just posted this
So theres a new play about a day in the life of someone from S**land. Probably goes something like this...
Put on usual uniform of track suit and baseball cap with pants tucked into socks.
Collect dole money.
Go to pub.
Smoke Benson and Hedges.
Cheesy chips for lunch.
Moan about their shit football team.
Beat their charver girlfriend.
Crawl into bed.
Is that meant to be funny?
"From the womb to the tomb, presume the unpredictable
Guns salute life, rapidly, that's the ritual."