What we're really lacking is a player who can miss the goal from absolutely anywhere on the pitch. Bendtner is this player. He can miss from the halfway line, he can miss from outside the box, he can miss from two yards. Truly, the man can miss from anywhere.
How do you inspire someone who's seen your daughter's fanny?
Say he can see it again if he plays well
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R.I.P Clarence Clemons.........Im gonna sit back right easy and laugh
When scooter and the big man bust this city in half, With a tenth avenue freeze-out
What we're really lacking is a player who can miss the goal from absolutely anywhere on the pitch. Bendtner is this player. He can miss from the halfway line, he can miss from outside the box, he can miss from two yards. Truly, the man can miss from anywhere.
But he can also score important goals and cause a lot of problems for oppo defenders.