Oh well, Come on Arsenhole!!
Wiltshire hattrick, someone else 2. Ameobi will get a deflection off his arsenhole as per usual.
Prediction 5-1 arsenhole.
Carroll (injury 79mins, Graffiti in eye) out for 2 month.
Spiderwank (Injury, Pokes himself in eye whilst trying to brush his mop pre-game) out rest of season.
Chris Hughton (walks 10pm, after fans boo him)
New manager (that bloke that walks about checking for change in phone boxes)