Scrote pastimes

[mini-x2]

Walking around with your shirt off
Drinking cans of lager before lunchtime
Settee in the garden on a sunny day
Neck tattoos

[mcq10]

feeling the need to walk about with your hands down your trousers

[Twonk]

Eating Greggs pasties for lunch

Referring to someone in their family as 'our', as in 'our chantelle said this the other day'

Wearing t-shirts with massive logos across the front

[mini-x2]

Flat caps
Socks tucked into tracksuit bottoms
Playing shit tunes loudly on their mobiles without headphones
Swearing in public

[abbs]

pants tucked into socks
nike air max

[Lloydy]

Robbing people to get money to buy cheap low quality hash, to be smoked out of a manky fanta bottle

[Harry Angstrom]

Originally Posted by mini-x2

Walking around with your shirt off
Drinking cans of lager before lunchtime
Settee in the garden on a sunny day
Neck tattoos

You should be able to mount the pavement and run people down unless they are within 50 yards of a beach.

[Jabberwocky]

Having loud domestics in public

Making 'funny' jokes about anyone who is an ethnic minority

Thinking getting a shit tattoo with their kids name makes up for being absentee dad.

Shouting insults at pedestrians from inside their shit cars

[Cookie]

Having a mangy hound on a rope/chain.

Scratchcards.

[jedi_toaster]

Wearing their pajamas when collecting their illegitimate children from school.

Smoking Sovereign or Mayfair.

Eating own-brand pot noodle that they have just bought and prepared in the corner shop.