"There's no way, NO way that you came from MY loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"
"If they'd a cremated the sombitch. I could be kickin' that Mr. Bandit's ass around the moon by now."
"Hey boy, where is Sheriff Branford at? (Sheriff Branford: "I AM Sheriff Branford." Oh, pardon me. For some reason you sounded a little taller on radio."