Have you ever been caught in the act??

[Heeeed the Ball]

I was having a standy up against a dust bin and the bin fell over with me and her and her father can out and my tackle was sticking out cause me trollies were round me ankles and he chased me down the path and I was lucky to get away.

I did a proper job the next week........

[Norm]

Originally Posted by Heeeed the Ball

I was having a standy up against a dust bin and the bin fell over with me and her and her father can out and my tackle was sticking out cause me trollies were round me ankles and he chased me down the path and I was lucky to get away.

I did a proper job the next week........

Obviously a young lady of high moral standing!

[Pell]

aye
mam walked in me bedroom while i was laying on top of a lass once, mam continued to converse with me while looking only at my ceiling then she reversed out of my room and shut the door

she caught me playing a solo once n all
well kinda
i was having a rest but left the little fella out of my boxers resting up on my tummy
i had the tv on downstairs and had paused a recording of Absoloutley Fabulous where saphy was getting married and one scene had her cleavage on show so i used my unrivalled skill of pusing and caught it spot-on
mam walked into the room and again made eye contact only with the ceiling before reversing out

[luvulongtime]

Originally Posted by Pell

aye
mam walked in me bedroom while i was laying on top of a lass once, mam continued to converse with me while looking only at my ceiling then she reversed out of my room and shut the door

she caught me playing a solo once n all
well kinda
i was having a rest but left the little fella out of my boxers resting up on my tummy
i had the tv on downstairs and had paused a recording of Absoloutley Fabulous where saphy was getting married and one scene had her cleavage on show so i used my unrivalled skill of pusing and caught it spot-on
mam walked into the room and again made eye contact only with the ceiling before reversing out

why dont you get one of those do not disturb(having a wank) signs and hang it on your door handle

[oROSSo]

aye, going at it in my old Fiesta down a back lane with my then girlfriend, windows all steamed up and didn't realise a car a lads had pulled up along side us, piled out of their car and proceeded to shake and rock my car while giving it the old "wahhhhheyyyyyyyy"

nearly shart me pants!

Originally Posted by oROSSo

aye, going at it in my old Fiesta down a back lane with my then girlfriend, windows all steamed up and didn't realise a car a lads had pulled up along side us, piled out of their car and proceeded to shake and rock my car while giving it the old "wahhhhheyyyyyyyy"

nearly shart me pants!

cheers im getting strange looks for laughing out loud when im supposed to be repairing someones PC

[Thewper1]

Originally Posted by Pell

aye
mam walked in me bedroom while i was laying on top of a lass once, mam continued to converse with me while looking only at my ceiling then she reversed out of my room and shut the door

she caught me playing a solo once n all
well kinda
i was having a rest but left the little fella out of my boxers resting up on my tummy
i had the tv on downstairs and had paused a recording of Absoloutley Fabulous where saphy was getting married and one scene had her cleavage on show so i used my unrivalled skill of pusing and caught it spot-on
mam walked into the room and again made eye contact only with the ceiling before reversing out

Did she look a bit like this.....

[Reggie Perrin]

Once, when her already suspicious husband "went to work" but came back an hour later.

Ooops

[Crammers]

The bairn has caught us a couple of times, thankfully she had no idea what we were doing and procedded the try and join in with mummy and daddies game, jumping up and down on the bed.

[Pell]

Originally Posted by Crammers

The bairn has caught us a couple of times, thankfully she had no idea what we were doing and procedded the try and join in with mummy and daddies game, jumping up and down on the bed.

i had that with my son! i ended up tossing him off