Putdowns

[lookupandwondersomet]

I went on a date this evening.

I said, "So, are you a vampire?"

"No," she said, with a puzzled look on her face.

I said, "So you can see your reflection and yet you still come out looking like that?"


Anybody got any good ones?

[Cheddar Collar.]

Allreet pet, u been on the sunbeds like?

Yes, why do you ask?

Coz yer fook'n teeth are canny brown like.

[BIG BAZ]

Originally Posted by Cheddar Collar.

Allreet pet, u been on the sunbeds like?

Yes why do you ask?

Coz yer fook'n teeth are canny brown like.

The wife said to me "Get some of those tablets that help you get an erection"

Should have seen her face when I tossed her the slimming pills !!