Mackem in Milan
Any chance we could drug an Arsenal fan in the pub on saturday, steal his identity, hold him in a cellar somehwere in Roker while one of us travels to Milan on his travel and match ticket? Take loads of pics while in San Siro wearing a Sunderland scarf, before heading home and releasing the lad just in time for the second home game with Arsenal on saturday?
That should shut the barcodes up.
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