Must be good for a caption competition

WillD · 24th August 2010, 07:11 PM

A Cyberman in Newcastle wearing an SAFC shirt.

AlpineExile · 24th August 2010, 07:12 PM

Isn't that a cyberwoman?

Basil Boli · 24th August 2010, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WillD

A Cyberman in Newcastle wearing an SAFC shirt.

MMMMMmmmmmmmaaaaarrrrrrrg ghhh. Cheers love.

WillD · 24th August 2010, 07:14 PM

I was thinking "SAFC prepare the centre midfield for Smiths and Bartons dirty tactics"

KennyBall · 24th August 2010, 07:37 PM

i can see the headlines now ''sunderland's new signing is a bit rusty, but hopefully with a few games under his fan-belt he will be a bit more fluid with his movements up and down the pitch''

i'll get me coat

WillD · 24th August 2010, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KennyBall

i can see the headlines now ''sunderland's new signing is a bit rusty, but hopefully with a few games under his fan-belt he will be a bit more fluid with his movements up and down the pitch''

i'll get me coat

I liked it.

knarfw · 24th August 2010, 07:49 PM

A man walked into a very high-tech bar in Newcastle. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, “Sir, what will you have?”
The man thought a moment then replied, “A martini please.”
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.
The robot then asked, “Sir, what is your IQ?”
The man answered “oh, about 164.”
The robot then proceeded to discuss the ‘theory of relativity’ ‘inter-steller space travel’, ‘the latest medical breakthrough’, etc…….The man was most impressed.
He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact.
He returned and took a seat, again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? “A martini please.”
Again it was superb. The robot again asked “what is your IQ, sir?”
This time the man answered, “Oh about 100″. So the robot started discussing F1 racing, the latest football scores, and what to expect the Magpies to do this weekend.
The man had to try it one more time.. So he left, returned and took a stool. Again a martini, and the question, “What is your IQ?”??
This time the man drawled out “Uh…. Bout 50″.
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,
“A-r-e y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e s-t-i-l-l h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h A-S-H-L-E-Y ?”

carlosvandoogle · 24th August 2010, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knarfw

A man walked into a very high-tech bar in Newcastle. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, “Sir, what will you have?”
The man thought a moment then replied, “A martini please.”
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.
The robot then asked, “Sir, what is your IQ?”
The man answered “oh, about 164.”
The robot then proceeded to discuss the ‘theory of relativity’ ‘inter-steller space travel’, ‘the latest medical breakthrough’, etc…….The man was most impressed.
He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact.
He returned and took a seat, again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? “A martini please.”
Again it was superb. The robot again asked “what is your IQ, sir?”
This time the man answered, “Oh about 100″. So the robot started discussing F1 racing, the latest football scores, and what to expect the Magpies to do this weekend.
The man had to try it one more time.. So he left, returned and took a stool. Again a martini, and the question, “What is your IQ?”??
This time the man drawled out “Uh…. Bout 50″.
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,
“A-r-e y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e s-t-i-l-l h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h A-S-H-L-E-Y ?”

Take a bow!!!

:lol :

WillD · 24th August 2010, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knarfw

A man walked into a very high-tech bar in Newcastle. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, “Sir, what will you have?”
The man thought a moment then replied, “A martini please.”
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.
The robot then asked, “Sir, what is your IQ?”
The man answered “oh, about 164.”
The robot then proceeded to discuss the ‘theory of relativity’ ‘inter-steller space travel’, ‘the latest medical breakthrough’, etc…….The man was most impressed.
He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact.
He returned and took a seat, again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? “A martini please.”
Again it was superb. The robot again asked “what is your IQ, sir?”
This time the man answered, “Oh about 100″. So the robot started discussing F1 racing, the latest football scores, and what to expect the Magpies to do this weekend.
The man had to try it one more time.. So he left, returned and took a stool. Again a martini, and the question, “What is your IQ?”??
This time the man drawled out “Uh…. Bout 50″.
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,
“A-r-e y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e s-t-i-l-l h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h A-S-H-L-E-Y ?”

Quality. We have a winner.

tunstall birdman · 24th August 2010, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WillD

A Cyberman in Newcastle wearing an SAFC shirt.

OOOOOOyou have hold of my metal dicky and I have tit's, am I your first robotic shemale?