Originally Posted by Hauser's-Helmet
Still the original and still the best, accept no imitations
Dinnar what it is like cos I cannit read Noggy.
Looks lush though and am cooking it in a bit.
doesn't look much like a Pork chop Mr. Hauser, too big, and wrong colour.
looks more like a huge Gammon steak.
doubt you'll eat all that.