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    Old 23rd August 2010, 04:16 PM   #1
    Life's A Pitch
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    I'm best man for me borther-in-law and have the stag do in a couple of weeks.

    Haway then, what shall we do to him....?
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    Old 23rd August 2010, 04:17 PM   #2
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    once dangled a stags hoof in some warm water while it slept
    it was hilarious mate there was piss EVERY where
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    Old 23rd August 2010, 04:26 PM   #3
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    once dangled a stags hoof in some warm water while it slept
    it was hilarious mate there was piss EVERY where
    deer deer me
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    Old 23rd August 2010, 04:33 PM   #4
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    Get him pissed, and kick the fuck out of him.
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    Old 23rd August 2010, 04:34 PM   #5
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    Where is the stag night taking place?
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    Old 23rd August 2010, 04:34 PM   #6
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    Set his pubes on fire and push him naked out of a moving van with hilarious consequences.
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    Old 23rd August 2010, 04:37 PM   #7
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    Perhaps slip him some rohypnol and get a tramp to rape him.
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    Old 23rd August 2010, 04:38 PM   #8
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    Get him pissed, and kick the fuck out of him.
    it wasn't that bad Pell doesn't deserve a kickin just for that

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    Perhaps slip him some rohypnol and get a tramp to rape him.
    but Pell would enjoy that
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    Old 23rd August 2010, 04:42 PM   #9
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    I've been on 2 recently and 1 of the stags had his hair dyed ginger. The other has his eyebrows shaved off, along with a chunk of his nose.

    Fortunately for the both of them the wedding day was weeks/months later
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    Old 23rd August 2010, 10:43 PM   #10
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    Can't imagine how you would let someone do owt to you even if you were pissed.
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