Food

[Harry Angstrom]

People ponce on about this food and that food. Quality this and well cooked that.

Just skip a couple of meals and a scabby monkey cooked in clarts will taste lovely.

[mackemindatoon]

Originally Posted by Harry Angstrom

People ponce on about this food and that food. Quality this and well cooked that.

Just skip a couple of meals and a scabby monkey cooked in clarts will taste lovely.

or a scabby horse inbetween two piss sodden mattresses.

[shepherd88]

Originally Posted by Harry Angstrom

People ponce on about this food and that food. Quality this and well cooked that.

Just skip a couple of meals and a scabby monkey cooked in clarts will taste lovely.

Or a few pints

[Harry Angstrom]

Originally Posted by shepherd88

Or a few pints

Turns a large Doner from a horrendous pile of fatty shite to one of the most beautiful dishes on the planet.

I have to have the salad even when really pissed.

[Marty Moose]

Amazing the amount of food fannies that get on here like, even more so when you consider it's a working class region in the midst of a recession.

There's plenty of people here that would profess to turn their noses up if it's not rare unicorn steak, basted in the juice from its own bollocks and served in the horn. Heaven forbid they lived in an area of famine the fussy fuckers.

[chriswallace85]

Originally Posted by Marty Moose

Amazing the amount of food fannies that get on here like, even more so when you consider it's a working class region in the midst of a recession.

There's plenty of people here that would profess to turn their noses up if it's not rare unicorn steak, basted in the juice from its own bollocks and served in the horn. Heaven forbid they lived in an area of famine the fussy fuckers.

All of this.

[Harry Angstrom]

Originally Posted by Marty Moose

Amazing the amount of food fannies that get on here like, even more so when you consider it's a working class region in the midst of a recession.

There's plenty of people here that would profess to turn their noses up if it's not rare unicorn steak, basted in the juice from its own bollocks and served in the horn. Heaven forbid they lived in an area of famine the fussy fuckers.

Two best meals I ever had were after i was deprived of decent scran for a few days.

I still dream of the meal I had in a non descript athens restaurant after being in romania and then on a train through Yugoslavia.

i was almost in tears eating the stuff.

[shepherd88]

Originally Posted by Harry Angstrom

Turns a large Doner from a horrendous pile of fatty shite to one of the most beautiful dishes on the planet.

I have to have the salad even when really pissed.

A few pints early evening on a Saturday night, head home with a doner stuffed under ya arms and munch it while watching match of the day. Bliss

[Harry Angstrom]

Originally Posted by shepherd88

A few pints early evening on a Saturday night, head home with a doner stuffed under ya arms and munch it while watching match of the day. Bliss

I always eat the doner on the way home. I am REALLY pissed if I partake in the elephant's stump.

[monkeytassle]

Originally Posted by Harry Angstrom

I always throw the doner on the floor on the way home. I am REALLY pissed if I partake in the elephant's stump.

there you go sunshine