Best April Fool you've pulled off?

[Nuggsy]

I can't think of any right at this moment in time but i bet there's some good'uns

[dirty bristow]

I got a mates phone and pretended to be a lass whilst texting this fat kid he knows. I said that I loved him then turned it around when he "found out"

[Charmless Man]

There was this really silly boy I wanked off last yea... oh shit, you meant something else didn't you?

[ChrisAshley]

Originally Posted by dirty bristow

I got a mates phone and pretended to be a lass whilst texting this fat kid he knows. I said that I loved him then turned it around when he "found out"

[BIG MAL]

Printed off some fliers (nee pun ) and told the local houses that the RAAF were doing tests on a new plane and it would be doing supersonic overhead at 8am on 1st / 4 th.Sorry for the inconvenience but recommend they put a masking tape cross on all large windows to prevent cracking .
printed it all out proper and gave myself a air marshemm title and everything.
Drove to work at 6 that morning pissing myself at all these houses taped up.
There was hell on so I kept it quiet as I was going to do the navy attacking the town at manouvres the following year but didn't get roumd to it.

[Crammers]

Originally Posted by BIG MAL

Printed off some fliers (nee pun ) and told the local houses that the RAAF were doing tests on a new plane and it would be doing supersonic overhead at 8am on 1st / 4 th.Sorry for the inconvenience but recommend they put a masking tape cross on all large windows to prevent cracking .
printed it all out proper and gave myself a air marshemm title and everything.
Drove to work at 6 that morning pissing myself at all these houses taped up.
There was hell on so I kept it quiet as I was going to do the navy attacking the town at manouvres the following year but didn't get roumd to it.

Fantastic.

[x ALiEN 8]

I once went down on a lad on a couch , I pretended to be a lass I knew he fancied.............

As soon as he came into my mouth , I spat it out , jumped up in the air and shouted " APRIL FOOL" , oh, the look on his face

[DrewC]

I ask my wife to marry me. She thought it was a joke.

[divvydave]

Told everyone at work the phone lines were being cleaned, and to put their handsets in a cup in case any cleaning fluid leaked out. Receptionist fell for it :)

[karlm14]

Text my mars mate saying that the newsagents in ryhope had been broken into over night and as they'd made their get a way over the field they had dropped loads of tabs and baccy.

5 minutes later she was on the field lookin all over the fucking place.