This blokes been stranded on a desert island for 10 years, never seen a soul, then one day he sees a plane crash into the sea some way off shore. Next day, he finds the unconscious body of an air stewardess on the beach, so he carries her to his camp and nurses her back to health.
When she comes round , he tells her his story . She suddenly says, 'would you like a drink? and pulls a bottle of Double Maxim from her flight bag.
'Fucking hell' he says, 'I've dreamt about the ale for 10 long years, this is unbelievable', and downs the pint in one, in absolute extasy.
A few minutes later, she says 'fancy a smoke?, and pulls 20 cigarettes and a lighter out, and passes him a fag. Again he is overwhelmed, telling how he has craved a cigarette in 10 long years. When he finishes his fag he says, 'Well you have made me the happiest man alive today'
The stewardess comes over and sits close to him, and says, 'the best is yet to come, You've enjoyed your beer, and had a lovely smoke, but I bet I know what you've missed the most in the last 10 years', and slowly starts to unbutton her top........
'Fuck me', he says...' don't tell me you've brought a fucking chip pan as well'...
Cheerful stabbing tramps.