Imagine Ken Bates having sex

ned_werby · 17th August 2011, 12:22 PM

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The Leeds United chairman Ken Bates has attacked fans who staged protests against his chairmanship as "morons", telling them he "ain't going anywhere soon".

Around 300 disgruntled Leeds supporters gathered in the Elland Road car park ahead of Saturday's home defeat to Middlesbrough in protest at the club's lack of investment in the team over the summer.

Bates said in Tuesday night's programme notes for the 4-1 win over Hull City: "I'm saying I'm unimpressed by the demonstrations of a few morons on Saturday and ain't going anywhere soon. Some fans may not like me, or agree with me, but you're stuck with me.

"I saved your club in 2005 and 2007 when nobody else would. The rebuilding of Leeds United is a bit like sex. In an age of instant gratification, Leeds United is having a long, drawn-out affair with plenty of foreplay and slow arousal.

"We're in this for the long term. We may have had two disappointing results, but we will get there – we are building for the future."

Enjoy your dinners.............

rockaway · 17th August 2011, 12:25 PM

arsehole... just had pork and stuffing too :(

DaveySAFC · 17th August 2011, 12:26 PM

Bastard

............. ..Wobble Wobble

tynerider · 17th August 2011, 12:27 PM

Who with?

Guinness Guzzler · 17th August 2011, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by tynerider

Who with?

Susan Boyle

genericus · 17th August 2011, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Guinness Guzzler

Steve Bruce

they look pretty much the same anyway

Guinness Guzzler · 17th August 2011, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by genericus

they look pretty much the same anyway

I'd rather have sex with Steve Bruce like, could at least get some canny pillow talk to post up here

genericus · 17th August 2011, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Guinness Guzzler

I'd rather have sex with Steve Bruce like, could at least get some canny pillow talk to post up here

and afterwards he could spout his endless cliches, ''to be sure, we've got to dust ourselves down and try again next week, i thought we were strong up front but physically weak at the back so the balls always slipped behind''

reading that back it is fucking disturbing

godfrey · 17th August 2011, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Guinness Guzzler

I'd rather have sex with Steve Bruce like, could at least get some canny pillow talk to post up here

and you would be right in the know!

girojim · 17th August 2011, 12:52 PM

he's a reet wanker Bates like