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8th September 2010, 09:29 PM
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Winger
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Durham
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Worst joke ever
tell it
What is a fish without an eye fsh
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8th September 2010, 09:31 PM
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Midfield
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: London
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Re: Worst joke ever
What is a rabbit without an eye?
rabbt |
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8th September 2010, 09:32 PM
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Striker
Join Date: Aug 2008
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Re: Worst joke ever
what do u call a sheep with no legs or head?
a cloud *facepalm* |
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8th September 2010, 09:33 PM
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Central Defender
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Northamptonish
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Re: Worst joke ever
Why did the punk cross the road?
Cause he was stapled to the chicken
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8th September 2010, 09:33 PM
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Striker
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Planet Earth
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Re: Worst joke ever
What do you call a Dear with no eye? No idea?
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8th September 2010, 09:33 PM
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Striker
Join Date: Aug 2008
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Re: Worst joke ever
Quote:
a dear is a nice old woman |
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8th September 2010, 09:34 PM
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Striker
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Norge
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Re: Worst joke ever
Why did the Hen cross the road?
Ah Dinnar. |
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8th September 2010, 09:34 PM
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Striker
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Planet Earth
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Re: Worst joke ever
Quote:
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8th September 2010, 09:35 PM
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Winger
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Brno, Czech Republic
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Re: Worst joke ever
2 Irish couples decide to swap partners.. Afterwards Paddy said to Murphy that's the best fuck I've ever had, I wonder how the girls got on ?
My wife said to me that the Home Alone films are so unrealistic... I replied, "Well, they aren't gonna show him putting a porno on and having a wank, are they?" 33 miners trapped underground? Sounds like Fritzl upped his game Yesterday i couldn't find my favourite chocolate bar anywhere.... I had to hire a Bounty hunter
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8th September 2010, 09:35 PM
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Guest
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Re: Worst joke ever
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk |
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