The Tube

[Dinnar]

Just catching up and watching the first episode no wonder the country is in such a mess when you see Liverpool Street on a Friday night full of fucked up city workers

[Safc_Luke]

See that lass who got pushed on the tracks?

[Buzzer]

Originally Posted by Safc_Luke

See that lass who got pushed on the tracks?

Was it Paula Yates?

[Dinnar]

People waking up in Morden on the last train

[Mickeys Chicken Leg]

Never seen the programme. However, once getting used to it and getting past the fact that when it's announced that a delay has been caused by a suicide - no one batted an eyelid, it's become almost a sport, elbowing southern softies and twats with massive headphones is great.

Worst thing is still the immigrant accordion player on board - absolutely deafening.

[hank williams]

I struggle on arriva trains let alone the tube

[Wood Green Mackem]

Originally Posted by Dinnar

Just catching up and watching the first episode no wonder the country is in such a mess when you see Liverpool Street on a Friday night full of fucked up city workers

the flower man was selling BP garage standard bouquets of flowers for 55 quid at liv st on the 13th feb when i walked past after 11 and people were buying them

says it all

[smoker]

Originally Posted by Dinnar

People waking up in Morden on the last train

That's fairly tame. A mate of mine fell asleep on the train home to Romford and woke up in Southend. I got the wrong fucking train at Liverpool Street once (heading for Forest Gate) and the first stop was Billericay.

[Wood Green Mackem]

Originally Posted by smoker

That's fairly tame. A mate of mine fell asleep on the train home to Romford and woke up in Southend. I got the wrong fucking train at Liverpool Street once (heading for Forest Gate) and the first stop was Billericay.

worst ive done is woke up in bishops stortford when i was supposed to get off at tottenham hale

taxi company wanted over a ton to take me back to london

despite being shitfaced had the nous to get a 7 quid fare to stansted airport and slept on a bench in burger king all night before getting first train back to london in the morning. was warm and cosy in the airport all night

thats a cool story bro

also used to know a guy who regularly passed out on the way to cheshunt, always woke up in cambridge where the train terminated, ended up good mates with the people in the 24 hour garage , and became a bit like alan partridge

[walter mitty]

Originally Posted by Dinnar

People waking up in Morden on the last train