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    Old 16th January 2011, 09:54 AM   #1
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    Default A poem for derby day

    Hoo hoo hoo ive just got out of the tub
    I had a good scrub
    and in 30 minutes
    Im off to the pub
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    Old 16th January 2011, 09:56 AM   #2
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    Im just having tea and toast
    then Im off to see the roast
    that we will give the dirty scum
    cos they are really nasty and dumb!!
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    Old 16th January 2011, 09:57 AM   #3
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    Boo Hoo I'm at work
    My gaffer couldnt't give a ferk
    I guess I should say
    At 11:30 I'll be away
    But I'm not going to cos he's a berk
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    Old 16th January 2011, 10:12 AM   #4
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    I've been up since half past six
    Fucking hell, I'm fucking sick
    Son woke up and then the other
    Youngest first and then his brother
    I'll be even more tired after a pint
    My mates will accuse me of being tight
    Take it easy and take it slow
    First one down and I'll be Ready To Go.
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    Old 16th January 2011, 10:16 AM   #5
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    Mr P has got the flu
    It's not on TV, what can we do?
    I'm beginning to swear like Malcolm Tucker,
    I hope the lads windmill the fucker.
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    Old 16th January 2011, 10:19 AM   #6
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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by janiep View Post
    Mr P has got the flu
    It's not on TV, what can we do?
    I'm beginning to swear like Malcolm Tucker,
    I hope the lads windmill the fucker.
    I think this man secretly has a snatch
    Flu is no excuse for not going to the match
    Tell him to get his arse in gear
    He'll be alright after several pints of beer, the flaming queer.
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    Old 16th January 2011, 10:26 AM   #7
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    Quote:
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    I think this man secretly has a snatch
    Flu is no excuse for not going to the match
    Tell him to get his arse in gear
    He'll be alright after several pints of beer, the flaming queer.
    I've passed to him your thoughtful words
    It's done the trick and cured his flu
    He said he "won't take shit from SMB nerds"
    And now he wants to windmill you


    only joking. FTM
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    Old 16th January 2011, 10:31 AM   #8
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    Derby day and am off the booze

    Might as well gan to bed for a snooze

    Shall I chance a beer and a flutter

    or will I end up in the gutter.
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    Old 16th January 2011, 10:41 AM   #9
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    Derby day and am off the booze

    Might as well gan to bed for a snooze

    Shall I chance a beer and a flutter

    or will I end up in the gutter.
    Get yersel to the match you nutter
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    Old 16th January 2011, 10:42 AM   #10
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    Get yersel to the match you nutter
    I am, just debating whether to have a few beers before hand, I have been off the booze for 3 weeks and I planned to do the whole of January......
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