An SMB dilemma

[ouro]

Right. I haven't sobered up for 4 days, which to my mind is not excessive. I'm currently looking at about 1cm of Macallan fine oak which the wife insists should be my last (I did kick off at noon). Should a)I shove her out of the way and tough it up. b) Try to sneak one when I think she's asleep or c) Realise she is correct, all this drink can't be doing me any good and stop now.



Or d smash her back doors in - tried last night and she wasn't having it. I would post pics as I am conversant with the rules, but I cannot for some reason.

[SuperKev]

a and d mate

and get the fucking pics up

[Cock Of The North]

Originally Posted by ouro

Right. I haven't sobered up for 4 days, which to my mind is not excessive. I'm currently looking at about 1cm of Macallan fine oak which the wife insists should be my last (I did kick off at noon). Should a)I shove her out of the way and tough it up. b) Try to sneak one when I think she's asleep or c) Realise she is correct, all this drink can't be doing me any good and stop now.



Or d smash her back doors in - tried last night and she wasn't having it. I would post pics as I am conversant with the rules, but I cannot for some reason.

a) then d)

E) Get a job and stop spending our money on drink unless of course you have a job then ignore this and continue on the booze

[maccster31]

Originally Posted by ouro

Right. I haven't sobered up for 4 days, which to my mind is not excessive. I'm currently looking at about 1cm of Macallan fine oak which the wife insists should be my last (I did kick off at noon). Should a)I shove her out of the way and tough it up. b) Try to sneak one when I think she's asleep or c) Realise she is correct, all this drink can't be doing me any good and stop now.



Or d smash her back doors in - tried last night and she wasn't having it. I would post pics as I am conversant with the rules, but I cannot for some reason.

Is the correct answer, and finish ya drink ya puff

[ouro]

Two is a concensus .....or aquorum....ah, anyway, come here pet *spits in hand*

Originally Posted by dan1990

E) Get a job and stop spending our money on drink unless of course you have a job then ignore this and continue on the booze

Another one? No thanks. AHA ! Missed thew wite text!

[black-cat]

e) fuck off yer alcofrolic cunt

f) swap her for a younger, ideally scandinavian model

[ouro]

I think of myself as a modern day philanthropist. I spunk my cash in the bars of Sunderland. Well, it's that or charity shops.

Send pics to someone who CAN put them up.