Burnopfield

[Soggy Gussets]

Spotted a canny hoose, 350k....lot of the house for the candy so can only deduce that the place is as rough as a badger's arse.....is this fact ?

[Dr Mackem]

Originally Posted by Soggy Gussets

Spotted a canny hoose, 350k....lot of the house for the candy so can only deduce that the place is as rough as a badger's arse.....is this fact ?

Bring your banjo, them daft buggers don't even know that they live in Durham ffs!

[Soggy Gussets]

Tumbleweed, incest, hog roasts and the like......full of doolies ?

[Dr Mackem]

Originally Posted by Soggy Gussets

Tumbleweed, incest, hog roasts and the like......full of doolies ?

Nice if you like isolation, and don't mind getting burgled for the local police to reach you 30mins later...of course you may be dead by then..oh and there is of course the traveling Gypsys that frequent the area.

[Lockey]

The Old Vicarage? used to have an outdoor pool, why you'd want an outside pool in bloody derwentside i have no idea.

[Shinpad]

Is that the one where a certain family live?

[UncleSammy]

Five thumbs.

Originally Posted by Soggy Gussets

Tumbleweed, incest, hog roasts and the like......full of doolies ?

That's Burnhope you're describing, not Burnopfield.

Burnopfield is the place in the top of the hill above Rowlands Gill.

Burnhope is the place on the top of the hill above Lanchester where you go for group sex (see Infidelity thread).

You'll know you're at the wrong one if you see a warning sign about an old nuclear test site (explains the locals).

[Dr Mackem]

Do you want me to show you round the house?

[smoker]

People who type in a vernacular northeastern accent shouldn't be allowed to own £350k houses. I bet you own a twin cab with a personalised number plate.