Our lass's mam

[Basil Boli]

has just came down to bring the bairns home.

Shut the fuck up jabbering on about nowt and fuck off will ya

[super sleeves]

Originally Posted by Basil Boli

has just came down to bring the bairns home.

Shut the fuck up jabbering on about nowt and fuck off will ya

Pffft knar how thou feels marra. You just want peace

[tunstall birdman]

Originally Posted by Basil Boli

has just came down to bring the bairns home.

Shut the fuck up jabbering on about nowt and fuck off will ya

Hope you have a fantastic chat about Eastenders

[back_to_winning_ways]

Originally Posted by Basil Boli

has just came down to bring the bairns home.

Shut the fuck up jabbering on about nowt and fuck off will ya

Assuming she's looked after them overnight and has now just returned them to you at 2.30 the next day, I think you're very lucky to have a Ma in law like that.

[Basil Boli]

Originally Posted by tunstall birdman

Hope you have a fantastic chat about Eastenders

She's in the kitchen with our lass slavvering on

Oh fuck she's got a cuppa in her hand, she'll be here for a good while yet

edit: Where's mine ya cow?

[Miss Dodgy]

Originally Posted by Basil Boli

She's in the kitchen with our lass slavvering on

Oh fuck she's got a cuppa in her hand, she'll be here for a good while yet

edit: Where's mine ya cow?

class!

[nandos sonic sauce]

Originally Posted by Basil Boli

has just came down to bring the bairns home.

Shut the fuck up jabbering on about nowt and fuck off will ya

Just start muttering to yourself while looking around the place.When she asks what your looking for, say "My mate gave me his pet tarantula to look after while he is away, and the bloody things not in it,s box anymore" Then start looking near to where she is standing

[Basil Boli]

Originally Posted by nandos sonic sauce

Just start muttering to yourself while looking around the place.When she asks what your looking for, say "My mate gave me his pet tarantula to look after while he is away, and the bloody things not in it,s box anymore" Then start looking near to where she is standing

[tunstall birdman]

Originally Posted by Basil Boli

She's in the kitchen with our lass slavvering on

Oh fuck she's got a cuppa in her hand, she'll be here for a good while yet

edit: Where's mine ya cow?

I hated it when my Ex's maw used to turn up, 10 oclock at night and that, she was evil as fuck anarl.

[nandos sonic sauce]

Originally Posted by Basil Boli

She's in the kitchen with our lass slavvering on

Oh fuck she's got a cuppa in her hand, she'll be here for a good while yet

edit: Where's mine ya cow?

You know they will be having their tea while saying "He,s on that fucking computer again! Never raises a hand to help, with the tea or owt"