True Stories: Horror at the Zoo

[Boris Bear]

Originally Posted by genericus

id rather come across a lion than a the empty seafront we have now

I've a feeling there are some big plans about to come to fruition

[si73]

Originally Posted by Boris Bear

He said he just froze for a second.......his mates took off and he was after them a couple of seconds later. The lion was young and docile so didn't go after them. He reckons it was an interesting conversation he had with the police when he got to a phone box and rang 999

Aye, some of the 911 tapes on this programmme sound a bit 'twitchy' in the arse region. Seems the bloke topped his self, bit OCD and a Vietnam Vet as well, after he cut holes in the fence.

Having said that the swat team who went in bumped off loads of the animals trying to recover his body. He had 17 lions and 18 tigers plus a dozen bears this bloke.

[Sneech]

Originally Posted by genericus

me mam remember climbing up the cemetery wall to see the animals in seaburn zoo

So did I.

A lass from Seaburn dene got mauled by a tiger there, and they gave her a box of milk tray as compo

[si73]

Originally Posted by Sneech

So did I.

A lass from Seaburn dene got mauled by a tiger there, and they gave her a box of milk tray as compo

Ah the good old days before "where theres blame theres a claim".

[mux]

Originally Posted by Boris Bear

I've a feeling there are some big plans about to come to fruition

ITK boris? PM please!!!!!

[Sneech]

Originally Posted by mux

ITK boris? PM please!!!!!

Being a resident down there, Bungle actually knows what he's talking about for a change.

He's obviously told me the score and he's not lying.

Let's just say that Shields as a seafront, will be forgotten about in a couple of years time.

[si73]

End of the show said about the 49 animals killed were buried in a mass grave on the farm.


One monkey remains at large!! Go monkey.

[genericus]

Originally Posted by mux

ITK boris? PM please!!!!!

there was a thread on here a few days ago about the plans down by Morrisons, looks smart as fuck

[alicante mackem]

Originally Posted by si73

Aye, some of the 911 tapes on this programmme sound a bit 'twitchy' in the arse region. Seems the bloke topped his self, bit OCD and a Vietnam Vet as well, after he cut holes in the fence.

Having said that the swat team who went in bumped off loads of the animals trying to recover his body. He had 17 lions and 18 tigers plus a dozen bears this bloke.

That's a shame. I saw a documentary about his zoo over the Christmas period. He was really stuggling for funding and he said if the worst comes to the worst he'd top him self and before doing it let all the animals loose.

[butcher]

Originally Posted by Boris Bear

It was actually just outside of the cemetery........he was walking home from school with his mates and there was a field of long grass just at the bottom of the cemetery.........they were walking through and suddenly there was a lion in front of them

Was the lion hiding in the long grass because it was embarrassed to be seen in seaburn??
Poor simba