Memorable outdoor poos you've had

[Icarebecauseyoudo]

A couple of poos with magnificent views

One overlooking Nunburnholme in the Yorkshire wolds, but best of all one by Loch Maree in the highlands with a wonderful view of Slioch, during storm force winds. The freezing wind was biting my arse, but it was incredibly satisfying

Curiously was camping in Wadi Rum for three nights recently and yet the bowels clamped firmly shut. Must have been the idea of snakes and scorpions

[mackemlegend]

Theyre generally not memorable or nice experiences.

[Icarebecauseyoudo]

Originally Posted by mackemlegend

Theyre generally not memorable or nice experiences.

You've just been unlucky. Were they just in taxi queues?

[SexyMackem]

once got caught short on penshaw monument

[ThankHeavenForShed 7]

Had a lovely one in the Lake District once....until I mis-judged the camber of the hill!

[emseab]

out back of ladbrokes in town

[mackemlegend]

Originally Posted by Icarebecauseyoudo

You've just been unlucky. Were they just in taxi queues?

nah on freezing hiking trips in the middle of the night

[Steesafc]

Had a shite in a field when i was little, was out conkering and couldnt hold it. It was either that or shit me pants!

[black-cat]

Once had a chicken kebab that was that nice I went back and had another straight after it (I was pissed) then walking home I felt an ungodly churning in my stomach, I had to drop me keks there and then. I'd only just got them past me arsehole when it exploded a shower of chicken korma looking shit all ower a bush behind me, I was stood a good foot away from the bush n'arl. Pleasant, no, memorable, yes.

[Icarebecauseyoudo]

Originally Posted by mackemlegend

nah on freezing hiking trips in the middle of the night

Save them for the day man

The combination of magnificent view and prostate gland stimulation is unbeatable

Originally Posted by ThankHeavenForShed 7

Had a lovely one in the Lake District once....until I mis-judged the camber of the hill!

You had a poo on shoe incident?