Works Party dilemma!!!!!

[The Mighty Mackem]

Right, works do last night, vaguely remember telling everyone how bad they are at their jobs etc. the usual stuff at xmas do, but however, its a bit awkward between me and the young secretary :? and got her number programmed into my mobile which i didnt yesterday 8) :?

what do yer reckon? she is sweet anarl but only 18 how do i go about broaching the subject of how the fook i have her number and whether i have arranged anything untoward (sp) bearing in mind I am happily married :?

Originally Posted by The Mighty Mackem

bearing in mind I am happily married :?

you're obviously not. :wink:

(joke)

[Mean Machine 1981]

Originally Posted by The Mighty Mackem

Right, works do last night, vaguely remember telling everyone how bad they are at their jobs etc. the usual stuff at xmas do, but however, its a bit awkward between me and the young secretary :? and got her number programmed into my mobile which i didnt yesterday 8) :?

what do yer reckon? she is sweet anarl but only 18 how do i go about broaching the subject of how the fook i have her number and whether i have arranged anything untoward (sp) bearing in mind I am happily married :?

play dum, just be friendly with her and if she turns around and says so how about that drink, you say yes then bang her all over!!

Originally Posted by The Mighty Mackem

Right, works do last night, vaguely remember telling everyone how bad they are at their jobs etc. the usual stuff at xmas do, but however, its a bit awkward between me and the young secretary :? and got her number programmed into my mobile which i didnt yesterday 8) :?

what do yer reckon? she is sweet anarl but only 18 how do i go about broaching the subject of how the fook i have her number and whether i have arranged anything untoward (sp) bearing in mind I am happily married :?

depends if you want to be a 'dirty stop out' or not.

if i were you get her phone number of your phone. (before your misses see's it)

how has she been with you this morning?

[The Mighty Mackem]

Originally Posted by Mean Machine 1981

play dum, just be friendly with her and if she turns around and says so how about that drink, you say yes then bang her all over!!

Like it 8)

[Paranoid Man]

Originally Posted by The Mighty Mackem

Right, works do last night, vaguely remember telling everyone how bad they are at their jobs etc. the usual stuff at xmas do, but however, its a bit awkward between me and the young secretary :? and got her number programmed into my mobile which i didnt yesterday 8) :?

what do yer reckon? she is sweet anarl but only 18 how do i go about broaching the subject of how the fook i have her number and whether i have arranged anything untoward (sp) bearing in mind I am happily married :?

wash yer fingers matey then send her sex texts from someone else's phone.

[daveydavey]

if youre married, then play dum and when she mentions anything tell her to fuck off, sorry not to be git manly and that but have some sense.

just gan and ask her what went on marra. This sort of stuff goes on all the time in offices. Trust me. :wink:

[The Mighty Mackem]

Originally Posted by kev73

how has she been with you this morning?

At first over compensating i think, as we need to work together this mornig to get some report out then once i started being talkative back she has shiyed away to very quiet

[garydon]

I think it sounds like one of those photo casebooks in The Sun. In the last photo you will be caught in a compromising position over the photocopier, when your wife walks in and tells you she's pregnant to your boss.