To our mods.
Can I suggest that you help us to organise a collection of Magpie Drivel. Perhaps a thread that we cannot post into, but can request you guys to either copy or move posts into from these lovely people, when they represent the finest examples of their lunacy / delusions.
It seems a shame that these gems of idiotic posts should drift away into obscurity. there have been some wonderful examples over the last few days.
My first request would be this one, the op in Toontastic mag in tears. ...
It cause massive amusement in the Johnain household, although there was some difficulty in comprehension from Frau Johnain, who assured me it was a joke. She was right - but not in the way she meant.