Really hope that Girl's Lemonade Buisness in the HSBC ad fails

[sonson]

Needs to be aware of aggressive market forces. Like my foot kicking her needlessly muti-lingual enterprise over.

[Medulla]

At the stage in the evolution of her enterprise, is it really necessary to accept various foreign currencies and card transactions? It would appear to me that she's taken her eye off the ball vis-à-vis her core business. Nevertheless, I sincerely hope she has factored in a minimum spend on card transactions else she'll be getting a sharp wake-up call, and no mistake.

[not spavin]

Wake up lads. It's a tax scam. Do you think the treasury will see any of her income? Will they bollocks. Any profits she turns from her vile little enterprise will go straight up her nose.

[kermode]

You're missing the point. She should be training to stay at home, to have and look after bairns. Women starting businesses, ffs

[Freight Train]

Originally Posted by kermode

You're missing the point. She should be training to stay at home, to have and look after bairns. Women starting businesses, ffs

[Doctor Diesel]

It's common knowledge that those lemons are picked by a slave-labour workforce several miles from Buenos Aires. She should be hauled before the International court of human rights.

[Waxon]

already in talks to sell it to PepsiCo

[kingmonkey]

The lemons need to be cut on green chopping boards then kept in airtight containers.
She has no way on checking the temperature the lemonade is being stored at.
There is no access for disabled customers, the kerb is too steep and the counter too high.

It makes me sick to be honest, they should throw the book at her

[sonson]

Originally Posted by kingmonkey

The lemons need to be cut on green chopping boards then kept in airtight containers.
She has no way on checking the temperature the lemonade is being stored at.
There is no access for disabled customers, the kerb is too steep and the counter too high.

It makes me sick to be honest, they should through the book at her

A further health and safety issue is the blatant paedophilic music which plays in the background.

[Medulla]

Originally Posted by kingmonkey

The lemons need to be cut on green chopping boards then kept in airtight containers.
She has no way on checking the temperature the lemonade is being stored at.
There is no access for disabled customers, the kerb is too steep and the counter too high.

It makes me sick to be honest, they should through the book at her

She's clearly affecting access to a pubic thoroughfare and no doubt pushing up the price of citrus fruit, yet it would not surprise me one little bit were she funnelling all of the turnover through a complex array of offshore trusts arranged by HSBC so as to pocket all of the profits from her so-called enterprise.

Privatising the profits, socialising the costs. It was ever thus!