According to Sir Alan Pardew,

[Jonathansafc]

Shola Ameobi is NUFC's most valued player.

[sunderlandimp]

[Silverfox1981]

Aye maybe for 2 games against us the fucker!

[Parkmaverick]

Not another NUFC statue thread!

[Butters]

He says what he knows the supporters want to hear. Shola is a legend for them for turning up twice a season.

[chuckyroll]

hope he sells cisse

[Dreamboat]

You lads do realise he has something like the 7th best minutes-to-assists ratio in the league, right? And is content with being a benchwarmer at his hometown club for the best part of 10 years? How many players do SAFC have like that, who aren't interested in money and put the club before themselves?

[Parkmaverick]

Originally Posted by Dreamboat

You lads do realise he has something like the 7th best minutes-to-assists ratio in the league, right? And is content with being a benchwarmer at his hometown club for the best part of 10 years? How many players do SAFC have like that, who aren't interested in money and put the club before themselves?

Not another Steve Harper thread!

[Butters]

Originally Posted by Dreamboat

You lads do realise he has something like the 7th best minutes-to-assists ratio in the league, right? And is content with being a benchwarmer at his hometown club for the best part of 10 years? How many players do SAFC have like that, who aren't interested in money and put the club before themselves?

Picking up wages for doing fuck all. I'd rather have players here who show a bit of ambition

[Confucius]

Originally Posted by Dreamboat

You lads do realise he has something like the 7th best minutes-to-assists ratio in the league, right? And is content with being a benchwarmer at his hometown club for the best part of 10 years? How many players do SAFC have like that, who aren't interested in money and put the club before themselves?

You do realise that I would be content to be a bench warmer at my hometown club. Like Shola, I'm fucking shit

You could say it is cos no fucker else wants him