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    Old 23rd December 2011, 12:52 PM   #1
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    Why at christmas time do the majority of people forget how to drive, driving 2 miles, I had 3 near misses and I was virtually on the curb

    Gets better, at a roundabout earlier, my right was clear so I went, this car from the left came bombing out of nowhere so i went full on the brakes, the driver who was a women opened the window and called me a tosser. I just replied by telling her to learn how to drive you silly cow
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    Old 23rd December 2011, 12:59 PM   #2
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    Aberdeen has the best drivers in Britain, roundabouts are a hoot as the lane layout means squat.
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    Old 23rd December 2011, 01:29 PM   #3
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    Why at christmas time do the majority of people forget how to drive, driving 2 miles, I had 3 near misses and I was virtually on the curb

    Gets better, at a roundabout earlier, my right was clear so I went, this car from the left came bombing out of nowhere so i went full on the brakes, the driver who was a women opened the window and called me a tosser. I just replied by telling her to learn how to drive you silly cow
    So you nearly had four crashes on your short journey and everyone else is the shit driver....
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    Old 23rd December 2011, 02:32 PM   #4
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    Everyone, yes everyone, is pissed.
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    Old 23rd December 2011, 02:33 PM   #5
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    Everyone, yes everyone, is pissed.
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    Old 23rd December 2011, 03:11 PM   #6
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    So you nearly had four crashes on your short journey and everyone else is the shit driver....
    100% this.
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    Old 23rd December 2011, 03:34 PM   #7
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    So you nearly had four crashes on your short journey and everyone else is the shit driver....
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    Old 23rd December 2011, 03:36 PM   #8
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    Why at christmas time do the majority of people forget how to drive, driving 2 miles, I had 3 near misses and I was virtually on the curb

    Gets better, at a roundabout earlier, my right was clear so I went, this car from the left came bombing out of nowhere so i went full on the brakes, the driver who was a women opened the window and called me a tosser. I just replied by telling her to learn how to drive you silly cow
    they will all be pissed.
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    Old 23rd December 2011, 03:36 PM   #9
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    So you nearly had four crashes on your short journey and everyone else is the shit driver....
    indeed, he sounds like a danger to pedestrians as you have to remain 1 meter from the pavement.

    id hate to be in a car with him
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    Old 24th December 2011, 01:33 PM   #10
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    I can't drive because I have no insurance.
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