Nicknames

[gards2]

Being discussed on Talksport tonight and there are some hilarious ones. For instance:

"My mates called"

Pilotlight = because he never goes out
18 months = because he's got one and a half ears
clock = he's got one arm longer than the other

[Tony_Montana1981]

We call one of our mates Dave because his name is David. We're fucking mental us like.

[redandwhitejoe]

Originally Posted by Tony_Montana1981

We call one of our mates Dave because his name is David. We're fucking mental us like.

I get called Joe instead of Joseph as well, I'm not sure it's good form to be truthful

[Stadium of Fright]

Originally Posted by Tony_Montana1981

We call one of our mates Dave because his name is David. We're fucking mental us like.

Wow me too! Reckon we know the same David?

[Cheesy Feet]

I'm 6ft 4" and always get the prefix "Big" put before my name,my mates are proper bonkers like.

[redandwhitejoe]

I got called "campfire" for about 2 years because when I was about 14 some poor girl tried to toss me off but didn't know how do to it, she was rubbing it between her palms like she was trying to start a fire. Shouldn't have mentioned it to anyone to be fair

[James]

Originally Posted by Tony_Montana1981

We call one of our mates Dave because his name is David. We're fucking mental us like.

[Batdad]

Was listening to a podcast the other day and heard about a lad whose nickname was 'Snipers Delight' because he had a massive head.

[nandos sonic sauce]

The lads at work call one bloke Blister, because he only comes along at the end when all the hard work has been done.

Another was called toenails as he was that far up the managements arse, that was all that was left of him to see.

[Hetzkes Ballet Teacher]

We used to call this lad at the pub Stephen Hawking, because he was confined to a wheelchair and dribbled a lot.