Re: *Breaking News*
It's Transfer time, there's no need to be afraid
At Transfer time, we let in shite and we banish shay.
And in our league of plenty we can spread a smile of joy
As Taylor throws his arms around the ref at half-time
But say a prayer, Play for the other ones
At Transfer time it's hard, but when you're signing none.
This is the world of your transfer window
And it's a world of bosman and frees.
Where there's no flowing football
And the bitter sting of jeers.
And the turnstile bells that ring there are the clanging chimes of doom
Well tonight we thank God it's not me instead of you
And there won't be Owen in Toon this Transfertime
The greatest gift they'll get this year is Ashley.