Which total bastard invented the Corn Beef tin opener using a key thingy

[Heeeed the Ball]

Arggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhh twat, Ive knacked me finger

[ds0rco]

Originally Posted by Heeeed the Ball

Arggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhh twat, Ive knacked me finger

Me! Do ya wanna make something of it eh!

[Pell]

i did
i also invented the plaster and i have a patent on " the magic rub " that parents dish out
il be loaded one day
what you havin corned beef with mate? its lush in a nice white bread sarnie caked in brown sauce

[The Mighty Mackem]

Originally Posted by Pell

i did
i also invented the plaster and i have a patent on " the magic rub " that parents dish out
il be loaded one day
what you havin corned beef with mate? its lush in a nice white bread sarnie caked in brown sauce

I thought it was you who invented the magic sponge?

[Heeeed the Ball]

Originally Posted by Pell

i did
i also invented the plaster and i have a patent on " the magic rub " that parents dish out
il be loaded one day
what you havin corned beef with mate? its lush in a nice white bread sarnie caked in brown sauce

making a pie with onions, shortcrust pastry, bought that like in a roll

Rub my finger mate

[The Phantom]

cornedbeef this time of day...Barbaric

Originally Posted by Heeeed the Ball

Arggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhh twat, Ive knacked me finger

how the fuck u manage that,

[Heeeed the Ball]

Originally Posted by blaydonmackem

how the fuck u manage that,

Cut me finger...............:cry :

[Rotwurst]

Originally Posted by Heeeed the Ball

making a pie with onions, shortcrust pastry, bought that like in a roll

Rub my finger mate

you didn't fully open the tin and tried to rip the lid off didn't you?

[Heeeed the Ball]

Originally Posted by Rotwurst

you didn't fully open the tin and tried to rip the lid off didn't you?

There was about half an inch left to go and I couldnt turn the fucking key anymore so I stuck my finger under the lid and tried to pull it open