Waiter Waiter

[Epping]

you finish the joke

[Arkle]

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup

Keep it to yourself, sir, or everyone will want one.

[dirty bristow]

"There's a liar in my soup.......insert well known SMB poster here!"

[Epping]

Waiter Waiter whats this fly doing in my soup ?

looks liek the breaststroke sir

[Pell]

waiter waiter josie anns in my soup

well sir it is her birthday and she does have an orange fanny

[Tonysafc]

There's a fly in my soup, what's it doing there?

Backstroke sir.

[tommysparkles]

Waiter waiter there's a twig in my soup.
Hold on Sir, I'll get the branch manager.

Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like mud.
I'm not surprised Sir, it was ground this morning.

Waiter, waiter, do you have frog's legs?
No Sir, it's just the way I walk.

[Life's A Pitch]

Please give my compliments to the chef, that was one of the nicest meals i've had in a while.

Now fetch my wife's coat dear boy and bring me the bill.

[Spot]

I knew your father Walter Waiter

[girojim]

Why the need to say waiter twice?