I laughed anyway...
Man stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway with the traffic at a complete standstill.
A man knocks on the window and says "terrorists have kidnapped fergie, Rooney, nani and Ferdinand, and are demanding £310 million ransom or else they're going to douse them in petrol and set them on fire.
"how much is everyone chipping in ?, the man asks.
"about 2 litres..
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