Re: Exclusive: Newca$%le "Big Name Signing" Centre Forward Confirmed
Originally Posted by Rain
Sunderland hero Mike Ashley today unveiled the Big Name signing the barcode mentally challenged faithful have been craving. Perhaps more famous for playing round the back of previous teams Louis Suarez we can exclusively reveal IS Andy “Crimewatch” Carrols direct replacement. "I'm sure Newcastle is the perfect place for me to score" Louis confirmed.
[squints really hard at the little picture] Is that Eric Cantona?
Or Ross Kemp?
"'To the pure, all things are pure' thus speaks the people, but I say to you: to the swine, all things become swinish" Friedrich Nietzsche.