Going to the doctors.

[ayesane]

Joining a local doctors surgery so going for a check up and what not - not looking forward to it as it's 1994 when I was there last ..

I feel fine btw, but is 18 years about normal between visits to the docs?

[magswonnowt]

Originally Posted by ayesane

Joining a local doctors surgery so going for a check up and what not - not looking forward to it as it's 1994 when I was there last ..

I feel fine btw, but is 18 years about normal between visits to the docs?

i very rarely go. last time was after i broke my arm. the doc checked my records and said 'you haven't been here for over two years, what's wrong?'
nowt, i said, that's why i haven't been

[ayesane]

Originally Posted by magswonnowt

i very rarely go. last time was after i broke my arm. the doc checked my records and said 'you haven't been here for over two years, what's wrong?'
nowt, i said, that's why i haven't been

some people go weekly.. our lass'es brother is ALWAYS at the doctors and there is nowt the matter with him.. he went to fucking A&E for a supposed ear infection the other week

[Pell]

mines brilliant
he looks like the singer Rhydian who was on telly a couple of yearsd ago,
i thought he was blind cos he wouldnt look me in the eye just kept looking at the desk infront of me ( whats the matter doc cant ya handle my sexy? )
he also told me my finger werent broken
referred me to hospital
i went to hospital n they shown me the xray which showed me my broken finger

[ayesane]

Originally Posted by Pell

mines brilliant
he looks like the singer Rhydian who was on telly a couple of yearsd ago,
i thought he was blind cos he wouldnt look me in the eye just kept looking at the desk infront of me ( whats the matter doc cant ya handle my sexy? )
he also told me my finger werent broken
referred me to hospital
i went to hospital n they shown me the xray which showed me my broken finger

my doctor when i was a kid was called 'Dr Docton'.. used to crack us up as kids. iirc he was shit aswell.

[Pell]

Originally Posted by ayesane

my doctor when i was a kid was called 'Dr Docton'.. used to crack us up as kids.

it would crack me up nowadays!
was a dentist in durham called Dr Dentith

fucking just burst out laughing typing that!

[ayesane]

Originally Posted by Pell

it would crack me up nowadays!
was a dentist in durham called Dr Dentith

fucking just burst out laughing typing that!

Jamie Oliver would be fucked.

[oROSSo]

for years my Doctor has been Dr.Khan, everytime i went i was greeted by quite a young, good looking lass so I just thought to myself she must have married a gentleman of asian persuasion. Last time i went I was greeted by a 6'4" asian guy with a tash Tom Selleck would be proud off...........well let herself go like.

Originally Posted by Pell

it would crack me up nowadays!
was a dentist in durham called Dr Dentith

fucking just burst out laughing typing that!

mine used to be called Dr. Thong! Chinese guy!


you can see I like to add a little multiculturalism into my health workers.

[BishopQuaker]

Originally Posted by ayesane

Jamie Oliver would be fucked.

By his dentist?

Kinky.

[ayesane]

Originally Posted by BishopQuaker

By his dentist?

Kinky.

no mate, his Dentith.