the one with the scottish lad is a belter
when he's shopping with his minder marra
"ooh chick peas"
"you dont like them john"
"no id ont like chick peas" (and then punches fuck out of them)
then he turns down the next aisle where a chinese lass is standing
and then when he is at home and the family have got the seats in exactly the right place so when they put him in the middle of the room his spit just falls short of them (as they are saying this spit is fuckin flyin past the camera)